I’m gonna need this.
This week, we let Amy and Tina take over EW — and they clearly took the job very seriously, as you can see from their opening letter to readers:
"If you are reading this ‘Letter From the Guest Editors,’ it probably means you have read all the other parts of the magazine at least five times and are in some kind of isolated and desperate situation. If it’s a bathroom emergency, try elevating your feet on an upturned wastebasket. If you are in the trunk of a drug lord’s car, try doing that thing Walter White does where he throws chemicals at the ground and they explode."
Via The Absolute Funniest Posts
Remember when I said I need a new project? Peppermint Joe Joe truffles. #hurryupweek #Traderjoes (at Kate and Meg’s)
Brown paper packages tied up with a woman cursing because sequins keep flying off into her eye. #lostlyrics #christmas